‘n Bankroof…blegh!!

The Vanilla pudding Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe’s combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank’s audio tape system, one robber said, “At least we’ll have a bit to eat.”

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.  Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:

“IRELAND’S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING”….

Nou kyk…ek het nou al lekker siek stories gehoor, maar die ene vat die koek (of het die koek geheel en al gemis, weet okkie…)

 

3 Responses

  1. Fokkit Nee grouse, maar hulle verdiende loon.My dogter gaan hoeka die 30STE Ierland toe om permanent daar te gaan werk in Galway.

  2. Ag nee f@k – wil jy vir my sê hulle is te onnosel om te sien dit is nie pudding nie!! Dit ruik mos ook nie te vars nie, hê??

  3. Moes 3 blonds gewees het!

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