Die Brein wanted to have sex with Phibbie in his office,
but she belonged to someone else…
One day, Die Brein got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, “I’ll give you a R 1000.00 if you let me have
sex with you. But Phibbie said NO.
Die Brein said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the
time you pick it up. “
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her husband… So she called her
husband and told him the story.
Her husband says, “Ask him for R2000.00, pick up the money very fast ,
he won’t even be able to get his pants down.”
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by,
and her husband is waiting for Phibbie to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, her husband calls and asks what happened.
She responded, ” THE BASTARD USED COINS!!”
Lesson: Always consider a business proposal from Die Brein
in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
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