E-mails (weird/scams)

Pagoda32 het nogal ‘n snaakse e-mail (weird) gekry van ‘n jonge dame af, hierso is ene wat ek gekry het so rukkie nadat ons hier in NZ aangeland het:

Date: Sat, 31 May 2008 02:30:11 -0700
> From: online_notice3@cox.net
> Subject: EURO EMAIL PRIZE AWARD:
>
> EUROPE AWARD/JAPAN JUMBO DRAWS.
>
>
> Dear Winner,
>
> This is to inform you of the release of the Europe Award/Japan Jumbo.
>
> You have just won yourself the sum of (ONE MILLION EURO)in the satellite software email lottery conducted by Europe Award/Japan Jumbo, In which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by software powered by the Internet.
>
> All participants were selected through a computer ballot system draw from Microsoft users from over 20,000.00 companies and 3,000,000.00 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.
>
> You have just won yourself the sum of ONE MILLION EURO in the satellite software email lottery.
>
>
> CONTACT NAME:JEFFREY RICE
> CITY/ COUNTRY: LONDON,
> EMAIL:jjaeurodraw@live.com
> TELEPHONE:+4470 3194 2847
>
> +4470 1112 1986
>
> BATCH NO: LEUL/67189098011/245679/1109
> REF. NO: LEUL/11278998789/908796//1109
>
> NB: PLEASE SEE THAT YOU QUOTE YOUR REF AND BATCH NUMBERS IN YOUR Correspondence TO YOUR CLAIMS AGENT.
>
> President.
>
> Mr Hirotaka Nakara

En hierso is nog ene :

    From: jjaeurodraw@live.com
To: mgvanstaden@hotmail.com
Subject: Pre-requisite to funds transfer
Date: Mon, 2 Jun 2008 15:44:57 +0400

 Pre-requisite to funds transfer
 
Attn:Martin Van Staden,
 
Thank you for your response to our email. This is not a scam I asure you.
 
With allusion to our last email message to you, we are pleased to inform you that the verification process on your payment file has been successfully concluded and be informed that it has been given the all clear. Find below the findings and the pre-requisite needed to facilitate the immediate transfer of your funds by the mode indicated in your winning verification form t11.
 
1) Verification on your payment file ascertained you as a winner of EUROPE AWARD/JAPAN JUMBO International.
 
2) That you are to settle the non-deductible notarization fee of £2050 needed to ascertain the legality of your winning in court of competent jurisdiction. This has become imperative as the finance service authority which is the fiscal structure of the United Kingdom has made it mandatory that all winners of Japan Jumbo Draw e-mail lottery must notarize their winnings in a court here in London to garner a conjoined anti drug/terrorist/money laundering certificate. To this end winner are required to pay the below mentioned fees which will certify their winnings in a court of competent jurisdiction here in the united kingdom and subsequently ensure that approval for funds release is granted by the finance service authority.
 
a) Anti Terrorist Certificate: £900
b) Anti Drug Certificate: £700
c) Court clearance fee: £450
 
Upon receipt of your payment details, your winning file will be conveyed to the court for notarization upon which you will be issued anti drug/terrorist certificates. These certificates will then be forwarded to the finance service authority to grant approval for your funds release.
 
3) That on receipt of the charges paid by you, that the transfer of your winning would be activated which will take three working days to arrive at your nominated bank account from the date of receipt of your notarization charges. You are therefore advised to adhere to the recommendation of the verification committee to necessitate the immediate procurement of your winning.
 
The transfer of large sums of money without back up documentation and presentation creates a red flag with government authority’s world over; hence in other to act in the best interest of the winners of our lottery promo it has become imperative that all winners notarize their winning in a court of competent jurisdiction. Please be informed that europe award/Japan jumbo Draw international reserves the right to decline payment/transfer of your winning if irregularities occur.
 
You are to issue the payment to our fiduciary agent/receiving officer via
Western union money transfer:
 
NAME OF RECEIVING OFFICER: PETER MATHEW
DESTINATION: 43 NORTH END ROAD,
WEST KENSINGTON,
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.
 
Be informed that the deduction of the notarization fee from your winning is unattainable as your due funds in our care was received in a bonded nature from the sending authority and as such cannot be deducted from or transacted upon at this time. This bond was placed on your due funds and the insurance policy was for its added security and for the safety of your due funds during your funds transfer process ensuring that it could only be transacted upon once fully confirmed in your local bank account.
 
Please note that your winnings can be transferred to you via courier if you cannot meet the notarization requisite.
 
Best wishes
Claim officer.
Jeffery Rice
TELEPHONE: + 4470 1112 1986
                    +4470-3194-2847

Nou wel ek het Phibbie se blog glaggie gebruik (wahahahaha) en vir hulle ‘n reply daarmee gestuur, en toe ook gemention dat as hulle nie gaan ophou om my sam e-mails te stuur nie ek gaan begin om vir hulle scam e-mails te stuur (100 per dag)🙂

 

9 Responses

  1. Ja Patches, dis presies die tipe mail wat ek ook gekry het. Wys jou net hoe slinks is hulle, praat van sertifikate ens.. en dan nog die kamtige fooie wat betaal moet word. whaha… eintlik is dit skrikwekkend!
    Ek kan nie glo daar is mense wat nogsteeds vir die goed val nie.

  2. O ja, my man het daai tel nrs ook al gebel. Ek hoef seker nie te sê dat nie een van die nrs beantwoord word nie.

  3. Whackhead het een oggend een van die nommers op so ‘n email gebel en met ‘n swart man gesels wat homself voorgedoen het as ‘n Japanees wat geld vir jou wil stuur.

    Whackhead gooi toe ‘n paar Japanese frases en die wetter praat net engels terug. Vra hom toe of hy nie kan japanees praat en die ou vertel hom: “There is no mandate to say I have speak Japanese”
    Whackhead het hom omtrent uitmekaar getrek! Dit was skreeusnaaks.

  4. Wens ek kon dit hoor.
    Whahaha @ “There is no mandate to say I have speak Japanese” OMF!!

  5. Fokkit ek het al miljoene dollars op oorsese loterye gewen, ek kan nie glo julle ouens, reply nie op die mails nie, dit werk en ja julle moet nie dink al daardie mails is scam nie.

    Bwa ha ha ha…..Hoe lekker glo julle my nou. Delete al daardie stront so gou as moontlik.Hulle soek net al jou info om jou mee te verpes en vir bedrog doeleindes.

  6. Ek stem. Phibbie, heppy heppy heppy girl!

  7. Ek het ok daai wackhead een gehoor. Gaan jy die miljoene deel? Anti-Terrorist Certificate? Anti Drug Certificate? WTF?

  8. Hallo al die happy mense !! Ek het so pas die week die nuutste London miljoenêr geword ! As julle nou almal help om die 950pond te betaal sal ek breed smile en my ou geldjies met julle deel….ek het ook ‘n sertifikaat om my “winnings” te bewys !!

    Wat ‘n pot str*nt ! En toe donner my diamant nog uit my ring uit ook – so stuur maar daai 1mil pond julle wetters – dié girl kan doen daarmee.

    O ja, die diamant ? moer toe weg !! en ek moet dié goeie nuus nog vir pappie vertel.

    Phibbie ek hoop jy het ‘n moerse verjaarsdag!!

  9. Bons sterkte met die “goeie nuus” wat jy aan pappie moet oordra, eks bly eks nie jy nie, hy gaan miskien bietjie ontplof

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