Mark Lottering – Why coloureds cant be terrosists!

  Ons is altyd laat. We would have missed all 4 flights.

 

  We talk loud and would bring attention to ourselves.

 

  Met FREE kos en cooldrink oppie plane, we’ll sommer forget why we’re

   there.

 

  We praat with our hands, so we’ll continually be putting the weapons down.

 

  We would ALL want to fly the freaking plane, ending in a moerse fight

   with each other.

 

  We’ll sommer argue and start a fight in the terminal before we even get

   on the plane & one of us is bound to say out loud: “Gaan kak man! Dan

   hijack jy die fokken plane alleen!!”

 

‑ Ons kannie ‘n secret hou nie.  We would have told everyone a week before

  doing it, telling them: “Moet vir niemand se nie, ho!”

 

‑ We would have insisted that the plane fly past Strandfontein Pavillion.

 

‑ We would have all lined up to get our photograph taken by one of the

  hostages.

 

‑ When we enter the cockpit, we would have used the intercom system for a

  karaoke session, with one doos trying to sing ‘I did it my way’.

 

‑ We would first rob everyone of their Ray‑Bans, cellphones and  gold

  teeth, just before we crash the plane.

 

‑ Our whole  freaking family plus neighbors would have been at the airport

 to see us off, crying their bleddie eyes out, and your mother saying to

 the white ou next to her: “I’m so proud of him. It’s the first time he’s

 hijacking a plane!”

 

‑ We would have dressed like terrorists for our airport go‑way clothes:

  balaclavas, jumpsuits,  karate skoentjies, dark glasses, en ‘n moerse

  attitude.

 

‑ Two of us would have forgotten our passports at home.

 

‑ Three of us would have overweight luggage.

 

‑ All of us would have luggage.

 

‑ We would have all wanted to watch the in‑flight movie first.

9 Responses

  1. Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  2. hahahaha… nou sê ek niks meer nie!

    Ek verstaan nie hoekom ek nou Koekie1 is nie??

  3. Mark Lottering is baie skerp met sy sêgoed, hy kom met die snaakste goed voorendag jy kan omtrent lag. het dit nou regtig geniet.

  4. Hy het nog altyd my lagspiere gekielie maar dit was die beste lesie vir die dag

  5. Hello Werflinge 😉
    As jy nog in jou gedagtes Mark Lottering se beeld en sy aksent bysit is dit eenvoudig totaal skreeu snaaks soos net hy dit kan doen.

    Briljante stukkie komedie, dankie Pagoda32 3n dan ook Marc Lottering vir sulke juwele en dit in Afrikaans.

    Groete van Huis tot Paleis, Pondok en Varkhok.🙄🙂

  6. Marc Lottering is kwaai, maar wat van Robert Mcbride.

  7. Wat van hom?
    Weet hy is ‘n groter nar as Mark maar dit maak hom definitief nie snaakser nie! LOL!

  8. Ek bedoel Robert is `n kleurling, maar was en is moontlik steeds `n Ter.

  9. Aai see!! True true…

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