Jokes

The Pope was returning to Texas after a speaking engagement. When his plane arrived, there was a limousine there to transport him to his hotel in Dallas. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. “You know” he said, “I am almost 90 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?

The driver said, “No problem. Have it.”

The Pope gets into the driver’s seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver’s door and when the glass was rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor.

He told the supervisor, “I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person.”

The supervisor asked, “Is it the governor?” The young trooper said, “No, he’s more important than that.”

The supervisor said, “Oh, so it’s the president.” The young trooper said, “No, he’s even more important than that.”

The supervisor finally asked, “Well then, who is it?

The young trooper said, I think it’s Jesus because he’s got the Pope for a chauffeur!!!

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Twee meisie-muise sit en brag oor hul boyfriends.

Een wys ‘n foto van ‘n oulike seun-muis

Die ander een wys ‘n foto van haar boyfriend

“Dis dan ‘n vlermuis!” sê die eerste een.

“Die vark!” sê die tweede een, “Hy’t vir my gesê hy’s ‘n pilot!”

10 Responses

  1. bwhahahahahhahahahahahaa

  2. whahahaha Annie!!

  3. whahaha 😆

  4. Eks so verveeld ek kan in my beste panty skuit. Nogge week en dag om te werk en ek het al my werk al oorhandig. Nou sit ek hele dag en floppol doenie.

  5. Ai tog Phibbs. Praat maar akkies hier met ons!!

  6. Hiehie, Baie oulikAnnie🙂

    Lol @ pilot een😛

  7. Annie Bwa ha ha ha ek like.

  8. Ek het al twee die jokes vandag al seker drie keer oorvertel aan almal wat wou hoor! KAK snaaks!

  9. Hehe, lekker gelag nou Annie 🙂🙂🙂

  10. Thanx julle! Ek moes dit net opsit want ek het lekker gelag toe ek dit lees!

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