Female vs Male

1. THINGY

Female….. Any part under a car’s hood.

Male……… The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE

Female….. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.

Male…….. Playing football without a jock strap.

3. COMMUNICATION

Female….. The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.

Male……… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT

Female….. A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male……… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT

Female….. A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male……… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE

Female….. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male……… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE

Female….. The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male……… Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL

Female….. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male……… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

4 Responses

  1. Hehe, dis tog so waar Annie🙂 lol

  2. Anniegetyourgun
    Hulle se mos mans is van Mars en vrouens van Venus.
    Wat het jy verwag? Maar hierdie klink vir my baie soos ‘n “womans lib” ding.😉
    ‘n Ander knaap wat ek ken het eendag (na ‘n onderonsie met ‘n moeilike antie) gese: van Venus gmf, eerder die Malkoei melkweg. *koes*💡

    Groete van Huis tot Paleis, Pondok en Varkhok🙄🙂

  3. Annie ek stem saam met White Knight, maar Making Love kan waar wees.(lol)Maar at least kan julle nie sonder ons nie.

  4. Hahaha goeie een Annie.

    lol @ Malkoei melkweg!!

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