Die Werf-etter

A young woman in Cape Town was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young deck-hand saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. We’re off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on this ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day.”

Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, “I’ll keep you happy, and you’ll keep me happy, OK?”

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Maybe a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.

“What are you doing here?” the captain asked. “I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she explained. “I get food and a trip to Europe, and he’s screwing me.”

“He sure is, lady,” the captain said. “This is the Ferry making trips between Robben Island and the Waterfront.”

12 Responses

  1. Ag nee!!

    Hehehe…. hy’s beslis ‘n werf-etter!

  2. 😆

  3. 😆 ….sulke lekker vrydag posts!

  4. Nou weet ons almal waar kom die idee van dek alles onder een sambreel vandaan.😀

    Lekker lag Vrydag skrywe….😆

  5. Hahaha WK.

    My man verjaar Dinsdag en ek het nie ‘n flippen clue wat ek vir hom moet koop nie. Ek haat dit om geskenke vir mans te koop.

  6. “n Grappie om die naweek mee te begin:

    Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

    The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: ‘7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.’

    The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.

    The big guy says: ‘What’s wrong with you?’

    In a weak voice the little guy says, ‘What EXACTLY did you say to me?’

    The big dude says: ‘I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me…..I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.’

    The small guy says: ‘Turner Brown?!…Sweet Lord, I thought you said:

    ‘Turn around.

  7. Hehe Koekie, Ek sou ook gefaint het, met daardie 20inches sou hy seker ‘n spyker in die muur gekap het😉

  8. Jip Koeksister, jy slaan die spyker op die kop……hahaha.

  9. Ja Pagoda seker `n blonde en `n baie slim ou. Maar at least kan hy organize.

    Koekie ja 20 inches as hy hom dubbel vou,.

  10. Die Brein

    Verwys jy nou na die oom se oom?

  11. Eendag beland ‘n ou oom in die hospitaal

    Soos dit is moet die nurse hom ‘n bed was gee. Terwyl sy die nodige verrig kom sy dan ook by die deel waar dit vir albei van hulle ongemaklik is.

    Om die oomblik te verlig praat sy maar met die oom oor ditjies en datjies en meteens merk sy op: Sjoe, Oom het ‘n interresante tatoo hier. Hier staan oom se oom geskryf.

    Hy antwoord haar: Miskien nou ja. Maar in my jong dae het daar gestaan – Potchefstroom se Disselboom.😀

  12. hehehe Brein.

    LOL @ White Knight.

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