Kan mens rerig so “toe” wees?

A Boer seun and his Pa were in a mall. As they were from out of town they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, “What is this Pa?” The father (never having seen an elevator/lift) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”

While the boy and his Pa were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his Pa watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son.

“Gaan haal jou Ma.”


14 Responses

  1. Thanx Pagoda! Lekker gelag.

  2. Hehe 😆 goeie een.

  3. 😆 If only…..

  4. Baie ouens en vrouens wens seker vandag dit was regtig so. 😆

    Kom ons maak dit verder pret. 👿

    Wie sou jy wou gehad het moet uit daai kamer loop as jou vrou / man daar in was?

    Catherine Zeta Jones in, my eie vrou weer daar uit. 😀

  5. Ai WK, daar’s ook net een van jou. Jy klink na ‘n man duisend. Jy het ‘n baie gelukkige vrou.

    Ek sal natuurlik wens vir Brad Pitt….hehehe.

  6. Dankie Pagoda vir ‘n lekker lag.

    Ridder, as dit my dag vir meisies was, sou ek dieselfde girl as jy gekies het.

    Richard Gere, George Clooney, Brad Pitt…..hmmm

  7. Eva Longoria as ek vir Dr Manto daar instuur!

  8. Ek sou weer my vrou in gesit het en dan as die deur weer oop gaan moet my eie vrou en Salma Hayek uitkom, dan kan ek mos `n threesome kry of hoe??!!

  9. Pagoda, indien jy hierdie een nie reeds ontvang het nie glo ek jy gaan hom geniet – rustige naweek aan al die werflinge.

    Nip and Tuck

    Apparently Michael Vaughan, the English cricket captain, loves this story.

    André Nel, the South African fast bowler also known as “Gunther” is drinking in a London bar when his cell phone rings. He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the whole bar, announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg. baby boy.

    Nobody can believe the weight but André just shrugs and says, ‘We make them big back home folks. My boy’s typically South African.’

    Congrats are showered on him and many exclamations of ‘WOW’ are heard. One woman even faints due to sympathy pains.

    Two weeks later André returns to the same bar.

    The barman says: ‘We were going to call you, everyone’s been making bets as to how much your 12kg son weighs now. So, how much does he weigh now?’

    The proud father answers that he now weighs 9kg’s.

    The barman is puzzled and concerned and asks ‘What happened, he already weighed 12kg on the day he was born?’

    ”Gunter” takes a slow swig from his long neck Castle beer, wipes his lips on his cricket shirt, leans proudly over to the bartender and says: ‘Had him circumcised Boet.’

  10. Be careful what you with for Brein ! hehe

    Goeie een Masharona, dis nou wat ek “proudly south-african” noem. 😆

  11. Damm, moet “wish for” wees.

  12. Ek gee nie om wie ek in die lift instamp nie, solank George Clooney met sy koffiestem daar uitkom, hey, net vir 1 aand oke.. ?

  13. Whahaha masharona. Hoop dit gaan nog goed.

  14. lol @ masharona
    Dis nou regte boere “breg” daai.

    Jy sien wat het laas gebeur met jou “threesome” toe die brein agter die brein jou help hout aflaai het met daai spyker wat soos Deon Maas gecamoe was. 😀 👿

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