Vergewe my maar ek is mal oor ander se sêdinge, hier is ‘n paar classics van Jack Nicholson, meeste daarvan sy eie en so hier en daar uit ‘n movie uit, Enjoy😉
“People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch”.
“The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead”.
There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend”
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We’re in a race against time, until we run out of money”
“Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don’t love”
Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I’m pretty old. Almost everyone is younger”
Well, I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I haven’t been a rogue most of my life’.
With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60″
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch’.
I’ll tell you one thing: Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it’.
“I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman”.
“I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I’ve always thought that it’s counterproductive to have a theory on that’.
“Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.”
“If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG’“Eat breakfast 300 yards from 4,000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don’t think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous
“I’m drowning here, and you’re describing the water!”
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