Dis die laaste keer, ek belowe, ek dink..

Nou gaan ek julle weer toegooi onder die quotes, van hulle is sommer reguit weird, ander kan dit nie beter stel nie, kyk maar watter een is jou gunsteling… 😉

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different

result” – Albert Einstein

“The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the

inherent vice of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries” – Winston Churchill

“People are like slinkys, they get on your nerves, but it’s still fun to push them down the stairs” – Anonymous

“They say you should always wear a condom, but I’ve noticed that after about three weeks it starts feeling itchy.” – The Covert Comic

“A likely impossibilty is always preferable to an unconvincing possibilty”


“Love is friendship caught fire” – Jerry Anderson

“It’s not the size, mates. It’s how you use it. – Nigel Powers

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.

Therefore, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and

you have their shoes” – TT Buttons

“All you need to make a movie is a girl and a gun” – Jean-Luc Godard

“Thinking is the hardest work there is, perhaps that’s the reasons so few

engage in it.” – Henry Ford

“What do people mean when the say the computer went down on me?” – Marilyn Pittman  😯

“The common mistake that people make when trying to design something

completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools”

Douglas Adams

“Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you are sleeping with a relative” -Aron

“Never take a blind date to a silent film” – Geoffrey Parfitt

“I may not always be right, but I’m never wrong” – Charlie Goldberg Senior

“A man can always find his dick in the dark” – Don King  😆

“Hasta Lavista” – Die Brein

“The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was

obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.” – Salvador Dali

“Technical support is the art of talking to people who are already angry at you, about a subject that frightens them while attempting to maintain the illusion that you know what the hell you’re talking about.” – Steighton Haley

“I not only use all the brains I have, but all I can borrow” – Woodrow Wilson

“When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the

Royal family knew someone in die Royal family?” – Robin Williams

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because

I hate plants” – A. Whitney Brown

“Life is hard. So cry me a river, build a bridge and GET OVER IT!” – Anonymous

“Computer games don’t affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids,we’d be running around in darkened rooms, munching on pills and listening to repeatitive music.” – Anonymous

“Do you know how you got that little indentation on you upper lip? Before you were born, I held you close, and I whispered a secret in your ear. Then, I held my finger to your lips and said, Shhhh” – Archangel Gabriel

“Expecting the world to treat you fair because you are food is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian” – Anonymous

“East to the sea, west to the land, death to the girl, that screws with my

man” – Holly (hoekom dink ek aan Mev. Brein as ek diè ene lees? 😉 )


11 Responses

  1. EERSTE!

  2. hehe… oulik.

  3. Koeksister ja dis waar ek sal die een aan haar wys, sy sal dit nou natuuuuurlik memoriseer.Ek like die aanhaling van Die Brein.En ook natuurlik Don King sin so julle dames moet maar oppas in die donker.

  4. 😆 Ek like baie….

  5. Korreksie, die tweede laaste een moet lees “because you are good” en nie food nie , haha

  6. 🙂

  7. Koeksister…food sou ook doen! LOL

  8. Hehe, jy’s reg, sou nogal heel gepas het!

  9. Baie oulik Koeksister. Ek is mal oor quotes!

  10. Thanx Annie, jy’s skaars?

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